Here’s what we know about the upcoming 9th season of the RHONY;
1) Sonja & Ramona need a dictionary (it’s monumental, ladies).
2) Jill Zarin is back – the clip was brief so she probably hasn’t filmed all that much, but we’re still buzzing to see her back. And praying for a showdown with Skinnygirl.
3) There’s a newbie & she got a mugshot – click here to find out more about new gurl, Tinsley.
4) Bethenny & Sonja make out – for ratings? What do we think? Not surprising from Sonja. But Bethenny, is she being extra?
5) Heather makes an appearance – probably to help Carole out with her non-storyline.
6) Somebody got a hard on for Dorinda – and by the looks of things she’s talking about Sonja. Sounds like she hasn’t forgiven Sonja for her admission at the season 8 reunion – “Everyone knows you do drugs”.
7) Carole talks about the election 24/7 – cos she doesn’t have a storyline. She’s lovely, but isn’t it time she was demoted to friend of the show, like 3 seasons ago?
8) The Tom cheating scandal is STILL part of the narrative…
9) Ramona still knows something about Tom – remember back at the season 8 reunion? She asked Luann if she would want to know if Tom cheated again? We think Bravo told that gurl to hold it back for season 9, just to squeeze every last drop of tea out of that storyline.
10) But Luann’s still gona mary him anyway.